Pharrell had a craving for a Mc’Donalds Big Mac at 6AM. The workers inform him, they are only serving breakfast. So Pharrell decides to break out into song and dance.

Why the hell is he riding a jetski in a tuxedo?!? Why!!

GRAMMY AWARD WINNING RAPPER AND MUSIC PRODUCER JOHN FORTE IS ONE OF THE 16 PEOPLE RECEIVING PARDONS OR REDUCED SETENCES BY GEORGE W. BUSH.

JOHN EDWARD FORTE OF NORTH BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY, GRADUATE OF PHILLIPS EXETER ACADEMY PREP, WHO LATER BECAME A PRODUCER FOR THE RAP GROUP THE FUGEES, ALSO RELEASED 2 ALBUMS OF HIS OWN.

YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HIM FROM THE WYCLEF HIT “WE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE”

OR HIS OWN JOINT “NINETY NINE, FLASH THE MESSAGE”

ANYWAYS, IN 2000 FORTE WAS CAUGHT AT THE NEWARK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WITH 2 SUITCASES FILLED WITH $1.4 MILLION WORTH OF LIQUID COCAINE, ACCORDING TO COURT DOCUMENTS.

STRANGE HOW BUSH PARDONED JOHN FORTE OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, HE MUST HAVE BEEN HOOKIN’ BUSH UP WITH THAT CLASS A-1 YOLA BEFORE HE GOT CAUGHT UP.

BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS….

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA PARDON JOHN FORTE

AND

MUMIA ABU JAMAL IS STILL LOCKED UP?

According to NyMag.Com, P Diddy or Puff Daddy or Puffy is going to be the pope for Halloween! While having a party to celebrate Diddy getting the cover of L’Uomo Vogue, on which I’m sure he rocking his douche bag look to the finest. Puffy was asked what he was going to be for Halloween “I’m going to be the pope.” he replied. Now we don’t know if P Dildo was serious or not, we have yet to see. But then he continued “I’ve already bought the costume.” oooh exciting, I guess this asshole is telling the truth. Lastly Diddy added “I got it from a secondhand costume store in Los Angeles..” ooh sir, I thought Diddy didn’t shop at second hand stores unless Diddy was looking for Raspberry Berets. Just know it aint cool unless Diddy did it, did Diddy do it? Looks like Diddy is getting ready to do it, so if Diddy actually does it, then you should do a Diddy too.

HERE IS SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED UNTIL WEDNESDAY NIGHT…

HAHAHAHA

SPECIAL GUESTS DOUJAH LOUNGE AND THUNDERHUT ROLLIN THRU…

PLUS ME AND DJ RAYZ THROWIN DOWN THE MIXXES…

OH AND WE GOT LIVING LEGENDS TICKETS…

Some of you may be wondering why I haven’t updated the blog as of late. It could be because of my busy lifestyle, right. In reality, it is because I haven’t been able to upload my shows. In the past couple weeks, many of my listeners have asked me what’s the deal with the uploading of my shows. So now I’m gonna break it down for yall…

KSJS lives in the world of college radio. Now let me say, we are one of the best college radio stations in the country. But like any place of employment, things break. Unfortunately, sometimes things break more than Turbo and Ozone around this place.

Shouts out to my Electronic Boogaloo fans! Did see Jean Claude Van Damn in the beginning of Part 1?

Ok I’m going off on a tangent. Back to the message at hand, perfection is perfected so I’m a let ‘em understand, from a young G’z perspective. Ok Ok so basically what happened is…

In our studio we have a machine in which we place our compact flash memory cards, which in turn records our shows, which in turn allows us to upload them to a computer, which in turn allows us to share them with yall.

Well, that machine broke. Please take note of the lovely picture above, that is where the machine used to be. They have taken it into repairs.

Until the memory card machine is fixed, I can’t record my shows. But dig this, I will continue to post my playlists on here and at www.ksjs.org. Also, you will be able to download all my mixxes directly from here. So that is the deal, we taking it to the next level.

Break yourself fool!