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KFC vs Popeye’s featuring Diddy

Luicidal — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:44:26 +0000

Pimpin’ Curly

Luicidal — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:11:29 +0000

Lil Wayne Presents David Letterman’s Top 10

Luicidal — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:51:40 +0000

“I get to hang with the Jonas Brothers, have you seen those guys? They’re adorable! PAUSE.“

01/27/09 : Kanye’s Entourage

Luicidal — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:06:43 +0000

WTF @ the dude in the leopard print pants and cowboy hat! Game. Blouses.

01/04/09 : Jay-Z, Pudding Pops, and Annie

Luicidal — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:06:47 +0000

ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US IN THIS RECESSION. SEEMS LIKE WE ALL STRUGGLIN’ RIGHT NOW, BUT DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T GET A DECENT HAIR CUT…

JAY-Z LOOKS TO BE GETTING OLDER AND OLDER AND FATTER AND FATTER….

(YES THIS IS YET ANOTHER JAY-Z DISS POST BY YOURS TRULY, SO GET READY FOR HOV HATING)

RECENTLY I CAME UP ON THIS PICTURE OF THE CAMEL AKA JAY-Z AND DAMN…

DOOD IS GETTING MADD OLD…

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE PAPARAZZI STILL FOLLOWS THIS SENIOR CITIZEN AROUND, BUT LUCKILY THEY DO SO WE CAN GET PICS LIKE THIS. BUT HOVITO IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE BILL COSBY, THEY NEED TO GET JIGGA TO START SELLING JELLO PUDDING POPS TO THE KIDDIES…

OH WAIT! OH NO! BEFORE ALL OF YOU START SAYING, WELL OLD ASS JIGGA PULLED THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME, BEYONCE. YALL NEED TO STOP PUTTING BEYONCE ON A PEDESTAL, SHE STILL A HOOD RAT. SHOUTS OUT TO THE SINGLE LADIES, PUT AN ONION RING ON IT.

OR MAYBE THE SON OF MARCY ISN’T GOING FOR THE SEXY BILL COSBY LOOK BUT MORE OF AN ARTSY SPIN ON HIS PREVIOUS HARD KNOCK LIFE TOUR DAYS. MAYBE JAY WAS GOING FOR THE ANNIE LOOK…

EITHER WAY, GET A HAIRCUT JIGGA YOU DAMN HIPPIE. IT REALLY IS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US.

GEORGE W. BUSH PARDONS JOHN FORTE

Luicidal — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:03:12 +0000

IN ADDITIONAL HIP HOP NEWS…

GRAMMY AWARD WINNING RAPPER AND MUSIC PRODUCER JOHN FORTE IS ONE OF THE 16 PEOPLE RECEIVING PARDONS OR REDUCED SETENCES BY GEORGE W. BUSH.

JOHN EDWARD FORTE OF NORTH BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY, GRADUATE OF PHILLIPS EXETER ACADEMY PREP, WHO LATER BECAME A PRODUCER FOR THE RAP GROUP THE FUGEES, ALSO RELEASED 2 ALBUMS OF HIS OWN.

YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HIM FROM THE WYCLEF HIT “WE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE”

OR HIS OWN JOINT “NINETY NINE, FLASH THE MESSAGE”

ANYWAYS, IN 2000 FORTE WAS CAUGHT AT THE NEWARK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WITH 2 SUITCASES FILLED WITH $1.4 MILLION WORTH OF LIQUID COCAINE, ACCORDING TO COURT DOCUMENTS.

STRANGE HOW BUSH PARDONED JOHN FORTE OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, HE MUST HAVE BEEN HOOKIN’ BUSH UP WITH THAT CLASS A-1 YOLA BEFORE HE GOT CAUGHT UP.

BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS….

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA PARDON JOHN FORTE

AND

MUMIA ABU JAMAL IS STILL LOCKED UP?

JOE BUDDEN AND HAMHOCK SANDWICHES

Luicidal — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:44:15 +0000

LATELY I’VE BEEN BUMPIN JOE BUDDEN’S LATEST OFFERING “HALFWAY HOUSE” BUDDEN’S MIXTAPES ARE LIKE DAMN ALBUMS, DUDE HAS A GANG OF MATERIAL. HALFWAY HOUSE IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS MOOD MUZIK 3. CLICK THE ALBUM COVER IF YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD HALFWAY HOUSE.

I HAVE BEEN BUMPIN’ BUDDEN LATELY IN ANTICIPATION OF HIS NEXT MAJOR RELEASE ”PADDED ROOM” WHICH SHOULD BE DROPPIN’ IN STORES SPRING 2009

THE NEW SINGLE “THE FUTURE” FEATURING THE GAME HAS LEAKED, PEEP IT IF YOU AINT HEARD IT, IT REMINDS ME OF NAS’ “HERO”. YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT HERE…

FUNNY HOW BUDDEN AND GAME WORKING TOGETHER NOW SINCE THEY WAS BEEFING BACK IN THE GAME G-UNIT AND BUDDEN ROC CAFE DAYS.

IN OTHER NEWS, BUDDEN HAS FORMED A SUPER GROUP WITH ROYCE DA 59, CROOKED I, AND JOEL ORTIZ CALLED SLAUGHTERHOUSE. THIS NEWS IS ALMOST AS EXCITING AS WHEN I PURCHASED MY TURBO GRAPHIX 16 VIDEO GAME SYSTEM WITH SPLATTERHOUSE!

WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT! ANYWAYS, BUDDEN, ROYCE, CROOKED I, AND ORTIZ BEEN COOKIN UP SOME HEAT, YOU CAN PEEP VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE REGARDING THE MAKING OF THE ALBUM. HERE IS A SONG WITH THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE COLLECTIVE ON IT…

SLAUGHTERHOUSE – ONSLAUGHT (CLICK ME)

LASTLY, WHILE WATCHING BUDDEN TV ON YOUTUBE I PEEPED AN INTERESTING VIDEO ABOUT EATING SWINE, CHECK IT OUT..

“I’LL FUCK A PIG UP” HAHAHAA