01/04/09 : Jay-Z, Pudding Pops, and Annie
ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US IN THIS RECESSION. SEEMS LIKE WE ALL STRUGGLIN’ RIGHT NOW, BUT DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T GET A DECENT HAIR CUT…
JAY-Z LOOKS TO BE GETTING OLDER AND OLDER AND FATTER AND FATTER….
(YES THIS IS YET ANOTHER JAY-Z DISS POST BY YOURS TRULY, SO GET READY FOR HOV HATING)
RECENTLY I CAME UP ON THIS PICTURE OF THE CAMEL AKA JAY-Z AND DAMN…
DOOD IS GETTING MADD OLD…
I CAN’T BELIEVE THE PAPARAZZI STILL FOLLOWS THIS SENIOR CITIZEN AROUND, BUT LUCKILY THEY DO SO WE CAN GET PICS LIKE THIS. BUT HOVITO IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE BILL COSBY, THEY NEED TO GET JIGGA TO START SELLING JELLO PUDDING POPS TO THE KIDDIES…
OH WAIT! OH NO! BEFORE ALL OF YOU START SAYING, WELL OLD ASS JIGGA PULLED THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME, BEYONCE. YALL NEED TO STOP PUTTING BEYONCE ON A PEDESTAL, SHE STILL A HOOD RAT. SHOUTS OUT TO THE SINGLE LADIES, PUT AN ONION RING ON IT.
OR MAYBE THE SON OF MARCY ISN’T GOING FOR THE SEXY BILL COSBY LOOK BUT MORE OF AN ARTSY SPIN ON HIS PREVIOUS HARD KNOCK LIFE TOUR DAYS. MAYBE JAY WAS GOING FOR THE ANNIE LOOK…
EITHER WAY, GET A HAIRCUT JIGGA YOU DAMN HIPPIE. IT REALLY IS A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US.