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WE DOING IT REAL MAJOR WITH THE 8 O’CLOCK MIXX…

THIS WEEKS THEME WAS OLD SCHOOL 90′S, EASTCOAST AND WESTCOAST…

AND AS I PROMISED HERE IS THIS WEEK’S MIXX, WITH ALL THE BAD WORDS INCLUDED…

ALL MIXXES UPLOADED!!

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KSJS AUGUST 5TH 2008 MORNING MIXX PART 1 (CLICK ME)

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This past Friday, August the 1st, I had the shitty pleasure of viewing one of the worst movies of all time, The Mummy 3 : The Dragon Emperor’s Tomb. Ahh how do I sum up this overpriced piece of Hollywood feces? Basically it was straight ass.

The movie starts out with Jet Li as the Dragon emperor’s quest to become immortal, which ends up with him being entombed after the construction of the Great Wall of China.

Now let’s play a game and name how many Jet Li movies have flopped…

1. Romeo Must Die (featuring crackhead DMX)

2. The One (oooh Jet Li is a robot super-human, ass.)

3. Kiss of the Dragon (shitty inspector chinese film with Bridget Fonda)

4. Hero (Jet Li is a flying assassin, look at me I’m flying and my movies flop)

5. Cradle 2 The Grave (yet another film with crackhead DMX? put the pipe down)

6. Unleashed (movie where Jet Li pretends he’s a dog, woof woof, hanging out too much with DMX)

7. Fearless (this was supposed to be Jet Li’s LAST MOVIE!! what the hell happened?)

8. War (low-budget FBI movie, directed by Phillip Atwell, long time Eminem and Dr. Dre video director)

9. Mummy 3 : The Emperor’s Tomb (Straight Ass-Cheeks)

Almost every single movie Jet Li has starred in has flopped aside from Lethal Weapon 4 in 1998!

Now if his last movie was supposed to be in 2006, why has he continued to make films and star in this piece of fuck-balls titled the Mummy 3?!?!

Well, enough about Mr. Li. Let’s talk about the star of the show Brendan Fraser…

Journey To The Middle of the Earth’s assness just wasn’t enough for Mr. Fraser this summer, he had to shit on us with this giant piece of crap full of ninjas, horseys, skeletons, snowmen, and mummys.

In the begining of The Mummy 3, Brendan Fraser has since retired from the Mummy hunting business and is at home in London with his wife played by Maria Bello. During these scenes we are exposed to overacting, senseless jokes, and some of the worst dialogue I’ve witnessed in a long time. It sounded like they were reading right off the script, line here, line there, insert stupid joke here, blah blah blah.

What happened to the greatness that was once Brendan Fraser? Who started in classics like..

I’d rather watch Brendan weezing the juice with Pauly Shore 100 times then sit through the Mummy 3 again.

Or how about this great Brendan Fraser classic…

Look at that gorilla admiring Brendan Fraser greatness, he is in awe.

Moving on….

I thought this movie might be saved by it’s fight scenes. Hoping maybe they’d choreographed some nice battles or fights or maybe explosions. Nope. Boring as hell. The fight scenes were slow, consisting of guns being thrown around, people swinging from ropes, and random car chases. The battle scenes looked like cheesy remakes of Lord of the Rings, with skeltons fighting everywhere, and statues shooting arrows. I would have preferred to watch a fight scene from the Nintendo Entertainment System’s Kung Fu video game…..

Oh and here is the best part….

The movie has abominable snowmen! You may remember some crazy looking white Yeti beasts from the previews. Well yes they are abominable snowmen, but they are good guys! They help Brendan Fraser fight the bad guys and save them from an avalanche. My favorite part is when one of the snow beasts kicks a bad guy over a roof and another snow beast puts his 2 arms up for a successful field goal sign. It’s good! 3 points for the Snowmen! Incorporating these snow-turds into the film was just corny as hell, how can you even take this movie seriously? Frosty would have been pissed…

Overall, this is one of the worst movies I have seen in my entire life. It is a overpriced CGI piece of shit which spews bad acting, lame graphics, homosexual snowmen, and silly karate actors in funny suits. This movie is straight anaii, and thats the plural word for anus. What a shitload of a fuck this movie is, I want the 2 hours of my life back and my damn 10 dollars. This movie should be rated A for anaii. Thank you.

Shouts out to the Nerd for help with this review.

WTF!?!? G-Unit rocking sailor hats in their new “Rider pt. 2″ video, 50 lookin like a lost member of the Village People….

On July 1st 2008, everyone’s favorite studio gangsters, G-Unit, dropped their second album “Terminate On Sight”. Nobody seemed to care and the only thing that was terminated was their careers. The album debuted on the charts at #4, selling a measly 102,000 copies, according to Soundscan. The question is, why did this happen? Well, here are a few reasons in no particular order…

1. 50 Cent Blames Interscope for His Failures. 50 claims Interscope intentionally sabotaged his latest G-Unit project. The big dogs at Interscope have grown tired of trying to manage 50 Cent and of 50 speaking out against them, so Interscope has caused shortages of G-Unit albums in stores and faltered on promotion. Maybe Curtis saying “Fuck Jimmy Iovine!” wasn’t the best choice eh?

2. Young Buck Kicked Out of G-Unit. Before the release of any 50 Cent album he usually causes some type of beef to promote the project and gain media attention. This formula has grown tired. Before the release of 2003’s “Beg for Mercy” he kicked rapper The Game out of the group.  This time around, before the release of the latest album, “Terminate on Sight” 50 Cent kicked Tennessee rapper Young Buck out of G-Unit. Publicly embarrassing the rapper with leaked audio tapes of Buck crying on the phone to 50 apologizing for being unloyal. It really is disheartening to hear one studio gangster cry to another studio gangster. Overall this backfired and hurt the Unit due to the fact that Buck was the most talented and liked member of the group, and although they kicked him out, they still featured the rapper on 5 tracks on the album, huh?? Anyways here’s the audio from Young Buck crying to 50…

Young Buck crying to 50 Cent on the phone….PART 1 (CLICK ME)

Young Buck crying to 50 Cent on the phone….PART 2 (CLICK ME)

3. The Game. Ever since The Game was betrayed by 50 Cent, he has been going hard at the entire crew. First releasing his “Stop Snitching, Stop Lying” DVD exposing the G-Unit general as a snitch, then continuing with his “G-uNOT” campaign. Additionally The Game has released countless disses against the crew some over 15 minutes long, slaughtering the Unit and gaining support from both West and East coasts, and artists such as Fat Joe, Lil Wayne, and Ja Rule. Although some may not want to admit it, The Game has caused serious damage to the reputation of G-Unit, and almost “Ja Ruled” 50 Cent’s career. BTW The Game’s “LAX” drops August 25th 2008.

4. Cam’ron. Haha who are we kidding? Cam took an L with his 2007 50 Cent diss “Curtis”. After a misaltercation with 50 by phone on Hot 97, Killa Cam released the “Curtis” diss directed at the G-Unit boss along with a video. This diss received attention at first but sizzled out quickly. Cam later released a video on youtube in his damn drawz, promising fans it was going to be a “hot summer” and instructed the camera man to make sure to “get the pool in the back”, then Cam went into hiding in a cave while The Diplomats crumbled like a cookie.

5. Tony Yayo Sucks. Let face the facts, there is no point having this clown Tony Yayo in the Unit. The guy can’t rap for beans, he screams on tracks, raps off beat, and stays polishing 50’s knob any chance he gets. His 2005 album “Thoughts of a Predicate Felon” is one of the worst albums I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Lloyd Banks comes with decent verses here and there but Yayo is straight butt cheeks on the mic. As long as 50 keeps pushing this kat, they will continue not to be taken seriously and take a loss.

6. Oversaturation. This is probably the main reason we are witnessing the end of the G-Unit era. 50 Cent has oversaturated with the market with his product. The people have grown tired of 50’s formula for success. 50 has burned too many bridges around the industry. His beef and media attention attempts are no longer taken seriously. 50 has a book, soft drink, cologne, video game, clothing line, shoes, films, and money management company. Damn man what’s next? G-Unit underwear and action figurines? Oh wait, they do have 50 Cent action figurines. This is the prime example of oversaturation on the market and usually there is no turning back from this. So when you see that Vitamin Water commercial with 50 Cent wearing an astronaut suit, remember this is the end of the Unit.

So what’s next for the Unit? For sure they are leaving Interscope. 50 will most likely drop one more solo album, he has to. Then, move onto movies. I say they should continue to sell dolls….

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